Music: Sonic Relics from the Rift
🎧 Sonic relics from the ZIRKLverse. Stream or download below:
⚡ The Resonance Core
Current Charge Level:
Mildly Purring
Goal:
Full cosmic alignment (a.k.a. fund this madness)
The Resonance Core powers everything we do — from dimension-hopping guitar solos to space-laser music videos. But it runs on an exotic fuel source:
👍 Likes
📣 Shares
📥 Subs
💸 Donations (see Venmo or Patreon)
🙏 Pledges to the Empire
Every time you engage with ZIRKL, you’re literally charging the Core. And when it reaches critical mass... well, let’s just say more cosmic madness becomes possible (and we don’t have to sell our bass player’s catnip stash).
So don’t be shy:
💥 Tap that button
💥 Feed the Core
💥 Help us resonate across the galaxies
📡 Cosmic Transmission
Straight from the FFN Feline Frequency Network
Open the portal to view full Galactic Feed:
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The signal is strong. The message is weird.
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Broadcasting directly from the Meowtherverse.
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Viewer discretion advised: contents may cause sudden enlightenment.
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Subscribe… or risk total resonance collapse
👑 Meet the Band
ZIRKL: The Cosmic Order of Riff Lords and Rhythm Rebels
Lead Vox / Interdimensional Herald
Wields the mic like a scepter. Screams open portals. Drinks only from meteor-melted
glacier cubes.
Lead Guitar / Meowgic
Distortion Mage
Solos so hot they bend probability. Riffs in 13/8 just to confuse alien invaders.
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Drums / Percussive Chaos Unit
Clocks time in riffs per
dimension. Hits so hard, they have a warning label.
Rhythm Guitar / Doom Prophet
Tuned to subterranean frequencies. Power chords have been outlawed on three planets
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Synths / Harmonic Technomancer
Responsible for 89% of interdimensional groove stabilization. Once synced a groove so tight it paused time (briefly ruined lunch for everyone).
Bass / Gravity Regulator
Plays in drop-Z-minus. His riffs cause minor tectonic shifts.
Once caused a black hole to cry
Songwriter, Synth Lord & Supreme Visionary Overlord
Writes the songs. Rules the empire. Claims to have invented
music. Possibly banned from three galaxies for "excessive
poetic dominance.
Once stared into the void. The void now attends his concerts.
